Life Imprisonment for Me ?🤡🤡🤡

The trees in our apartment garden had grown to an extent that their branches became unacceptable visitors into our houses through windows. In contrast to my bald scalp which had a few cacti on an empty scalp , the greenery required to be trimmed. I had a wrong impression that some of the trees may even  be cut. One of our neighbours immediately reacted and told me  “We cannot cut tress  anywhere.  We have to get permission from C………… for cutting the tree  even if it is inside our own premises. Violation of this rule will fetch Rs.10000 fine or 3 months imprisonments. Anybody is interested?.”Immediately I volunteered to cut a tree and undergo imprisonment. .I told my neighbour  “I am volunteering. If I do so , I will be released from domestic imprisonment to imprisonment on official and criminal  grounds. Please check  with the authorities whether they can extend my imprisonment to life imprisonment. Prefer escaping from life term marital imprisonment. Anybody interested in joining me in the prison , please get into my band wagon .🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Dr S Ramakrishnan 
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