The Man and The Marathon😂😂😂

An elderly gentleman (Not that I am young) brought his son in law for consultation. During the consult the son in law who was all praise for his father in law( a very uncommon opinion ) told me “My father in law is so physically fit that he can complete a half Marathon”. Sarcasm runs in my blood and I immediately reacted and replied “When your father in law can run a half marathon alone just send your mother in law along with him , he will run so fast away from her that he will complete the full marathon.” Adding spice to my advise I added”Allow him to run the marathon with a young beautiful girl , he will run beyond the Marathon and not return again.”It will be good riddance for you and a blessing in disguise for your father in law “.🤣🤣🤣🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️