The Roman Holiday🤣🤣

A patient came to me for consultation today. He was one of those paranoid who always left my room with emotional trauma. He always believed that he was a store house of diseases and I was blind to his conviction and obsession that he suffered not from one but many diseases. He almost exhausted his consultation with all Rheumatologists in town ( The Rheumatologists were also exhausted at the end of his consultation and some of them are yet to recover from Post Traumatic Disorder. He was sporting not one mask 😷 but three of them on his face. I assumed that his wife used these masks 🎭 to silence him at home. As far as I am concerned I need no mask to make me silent . Just the mere and near presence of my better or bitter half is sufficient to make me Silent😤😤😤 ( my married friends “Please do not be ashamed and shy to echo my feelings😩😩). I asked him “Why three masks ?”. He was petrified and replied “Doc I do not want to get any infection.”I immediately reacted and told him “You have not come on on a Roman Holiday (remember the film of yesterday years ) and you cannot look forward to love and affection. We can give you only infection.”That was the end of his Roman holiday