I suffer from Hyperactivity Syndrome ( can never sit in one place for more than a few minutes). Patients see me often outside the consultation room in the corridor. That is a hidden strategy I adopt to make my arthritic patients mobile. Yesterday I found a couple staring at me with a vacant expression as if I was an alien. I called them to my consultation room and asked them “What is troubling both of you?”. They replied “We called up a previous hospital where you were a Consultant earlier. They informed us “ Dr Ramakrishnan is no more !!!!😢. We are surprised to see you body and soul together here.” I called up that hospital and informed them “ My sincere apologies for informing the management that unfortunately this mortal is still alive.” The hospital authorities replied “We apologise for the error. What the receptionist meant was “Dr Ramakrishnan is no more with us. Sorry for the embarrassment.”I told them “Take it easy .Since you have already conveyed your condolences to me for my own death 💀 when I am alive , you are exempted from attending my funeral.”This morning I am searching in the Obituary section of all newspapers for my name. In case you discover my name I would like to inform you that unfortunately I am still alive. If one cannot laugh at his own death , how can he laugh at himself when he is alive?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and be happy .Happy Morning and not “Mourning”.😢😢😢
Dr S Ramakrishnan
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