A Humorist’s Letter to his Friend on his Death Anniversary🤣

My loving friend …….
I prefer anonymity with respect to you because you were indeed very unpopular with everyone except me. I am your only friend who remembers you only on your death anniversary. I do accept that you were the only true friend of mine who wrote my Eulogy when I was alive and promised to publish it on the day of my liberation. But you deceived my by suddenly getting liberated from Mother Earth even before me. I should accept the fact that you were ecstatic about your liberation and so were we on the same grounds that you were a nuisance . You carried your weight everywhere (like to remind you that you weighed 120 kilos🤣). After listening to you ( not conversing with you) I always rushed to Oxford and Wren and Martin to recover my command of English. You always had the first and last opinion in all arguments because you were a personification of knowledge sunk in ignorance . We were always benevolent to you on these occasions by agreeing with you and you were grateful to us for this deed by leaving Mother Earth when we were alive. I welcome you this day with my outstretched hands clinging to the euphoric expectations that your will permanently leave Mother Earth for ever and not roam around in ghostly escapades.I have limitations with respect to my command of English and I am forwarding this message to Mr Wodehouse, Winston Churchill, Samuel Johnson and Bernard Shaw for their last words about you. We were always reciprocal in pulling each other’s legs when you were alive and we will continue this relationship for ever like Lord Tennyson’s Brook. 🤣🙏❤️
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com