Adventures with my Scalp 🤣

Sunday means a visit to the barber to tame to cacti 🌵 on the Sahara desert which has taken over my scalp.This happens once in three months when I find out that my wife has a grip over my scalp. The Barber welcomed me with open arms with his butchery skills. Being a Doctor I have many Surgeon friends who always threatene to cut me when they are out of patients. I
I told the barber “ I want a hair cut”. ”He looked through me to discover to unearth a few on my scalp. He drowned himself in his apron and reminded me Darwin’s theory of evolution that man evolved from an Ape. Well after that it was an adventure for him with his comb and scissors. His strokes on my scalp reminded me of Don Quixote ( A hero , who believed that he was a knight destined to revive the golden age of chivalry).Poor man, I mean the barber. He met his Waterloo on the scalp of Ramki. He realised that he not conferring a “Hair Cut “ on me but he was trying to dissect the “Air” above my scalp. After defeating him on home ground, I walked out with my victorious head high in the”air”. The hair cut transformed into a air cut. Long live the species of bald men who will defeat this chivalrous group with Nature’s boon.🤣
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com