Who am I?-3 🤡

Please read the earlier two posts “ Who am I?-1&2 “, if you have not read them earlier for continuity. Being a die-hard fan of Laurel & Hardy since childhood, I struck a plan to get rid of the surgeon who was after my flesh like Shylock. I sprayed some pepper on his face. He started coughing and sneezing to glory. Everyone took to heels except a Doctor who was aspiring to get the Param Vir Chakra in the battle against COVID 19. She was a shrewd lady unlike other women I’d met (do not convey this statement to my bitter–sorry better half). She immediately packed him to the Corona isolation ward and he saw the end of his surgical adventures. Getting into the hospital was a Herculean task. Masks to cover the nose and mouth. As it is, I have not opened my mouth for the last four weeks at home. I am married, and you married men know the reason for my silence.The nurse stood like an alien and pointed a pistol 🔫 to my forehead . I thought that was my end till I realised that it was a thermal scan. A surgical cap on my bald scalp was followed by an Indian rope trick of making my fingers disappear into an unfriendly pair of gloves.My chauffeur identified me as Neil Armstrong’s cousin brother. My journey into the hospital started then.
Wait for the morrow.If I am alive in the hospital, I will revert to you.
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com