Social distancing in the Car 🚗

I was pulled up by wife to accompany her to the vegetables shop. I have never been to this place in my life. Blessed to be born as the last of ten siblings, I lead the life of Siddhartha. Well in a disciplined family , the wife not only drives the husband crazy but also drives him outside in the car. I exercised my rights as a husband , I sat next to her in the front seat inside the car. She immediately told me “ Wear the mask and and take your seat in the rear because of social distancing. Being a stickler for perfection,I sat in the rear seat and measured the distance between us. The distance was less than a metre.Being paranoid of Corona I told her “ Can I safely sit inside the boot because I do not want to kick the bucket?After sitting on my throne inside the boot , my experience was similar to what I experienced in my mother’s womb. After reaching the vegetable shop , I popped out like Jack in the box .Guys , you should experience a drive in the boot.You will be only with yourself and spanners which will fix you on the domains of your mental dimensions. Bye. I have to leave.The boot of the car is inviting me.🤣
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com