Ramki Domestic Tutorials-2. My adventures with the Brooomstick

Today I was assigned the important task of playing in the centre court of Wimbledon with a broomstick 🧹. I put even Don Quixote to shame with my strokes with that instrument. The legends in tennis will soon be after me to engage me as their coach. Back hand, forehand , volleys and aces. Ultimately I met my Waterloo with a small strand of hair which was dodging my amateur attempts to capture it. These strands were as elusive like a mirage in the desert. Being a doctor of perseverance and not of Medicine, ( Quarantine effect) I doctored my skills to capture it. My repeated attacks to sweep the floor was not rewarding. Not a speck of dust but a few mutant strains of the Corona virus were there because I was demonstrating my surgical skills using an operating microscope. My lunch will be offered to me only after I deposited some dust from the clean sparkling floor into a red bucket. Finally to strike an alibi for my efficiency in martial arts( not marital art) , I gathered some dust from the neighbouring apartment.I sprayed the dust on the floor and swept it. My Master at home was impressed with my technical skills after she saw the amount of dust U deposited into the bucket. She has recommended me for Knighthood under the order of a non- existing empire.🤡.
I am sitting for lunch like a Pug on the dining table looking forward for my share of bones.These tips are shared with you guys to make sure that you also get your share of bones .Bon Appetite 🐕
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com