COVIDISM 😡

When humans can suffer from Rheumatism,why cannot a Rheumatologist suffer for “COVIDISM.” One glance at the newspaper it is COVID. You make a phone call , COVID attends your call. Similarly the media , personal phone calls and Webinar’s ( they are worse than Corona itself) are haunting me and everyone with COVID . Coming to medications , being a Rheumatologist nearing his grave, I am an old fashioned one.In a lighter note I prefer to demonstrate my murdering skills using an electronic mosquito racket to get rid of aliens like Malaria snd Corona rather than prescribe antimalarials. Antimalarials are sleeping like Rip Van Winkle in the medicine cupboards of prospective and paranoid humans who cherish with fear the hope that they will invite Corona to take shelter in their body someday. Medicines attempting to be a panacea for COVID range from infusion of an antiseptic to drowning oneself with water where you also drown the virus. I am suffering from “COVIDISM” ; a psychological disorder that manifests as “One is suffering from Corona Encephalitis due to Corona in the absence of Corona infection.” If Alexander the Great died with the help of Physicians ( he remarked so) , here lies a Physician-Rheumatologist who died of “NEWSOPHOPIA” , a new term coined by an insane Rheumatologist. This will be the Epitaph on my grave after I die provided the cause of death is anything other than COVID.
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com