A Distress Letter to My Employer 🤣

Dear Sir/ Madam
If heroes drowned their letters in blood , I as a Corona coward am drowning this letter in tears . You are a darling of the first order. You have magnanimously granted me leave with full pay. But I would like to inform you that you have sentenced me to isolation in the dreaded islands of solitude.I had cursed you on many occasions to be sentenced to Hell for not permitting me even an hour permission to go for a date with my beloved.But today I am marooned in the island of domestic chores . Washing utensils in addition to washing my hands have made my hands non existent.Social distancing has transformed me to be anti-social in terms of human relationship.I request you to cancel all options of leave for me which includes casual leave , medical leave, earned leave, leave on restricted holidays and even festivals.Working in your institution will be heavenly for me.I promise that I will neither avail or ask you leave till the day I leave Mother Earth.Though I may sound mean , I accept with truth that I mean what I mean.
From an employee who needs rehabilitation.
This letter represents the indisposition of infinite employees which include both men and women. You are my Angel.❤️
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com
Copyrights reserved .You are only permitted to take a Xerox copy of this letter and give it to your employer. Punishment for those who do not follow my instruction is “ Extension of your leave and life term imprisonment at home.”
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