Corona and the Wine Shop 🤣🤡

Ecstatic to note that a wine shop was open.Age did not stand between me and the spirits which elevate my spirit to ecstatic peaks of delusion and hallucination.Guess who was standing in front of me at the wine shop. None other than COVID-19. I was confused how the address COVID-19. Well six weeks of isolation has pushed me into the depths of fear of both COVID-19 and the bitter species of women.I addressed COVID-19 as “She”and asked her “ Why are you here Madam? ( learnt this etiquette from Rex Harrison in “My Fair Lady”.) I have decided to produce a movie titled “ My Unfair Lady “ . There will be many chivalrous husbands volunteering to play the hero’s role in this satire.🤣I asked COVID “ Why are you here My Majesty?. In fact there is a brand of beer which carries your name and it is a very popular brand?.” She smiled with an air of arrogance “ Well , you know that I am after human blood like my elder brother Mr.Dracula. A cocktail of Human Blood with Vodka and Shivas Regal is the best cocktail for me. I have also come here to enjoy my liberation from lockdown.Note: This post is written in a humorous note and this cocktail is only for COVID 19 and not the termites wrongly named as “Humans”. No offence meant.
Dr S Ramakrishnan
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