Cremation before Death🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have been the proud arrogant possessor of a few skin tags 🏷 on my neck and forearms for years. The first step I took forward in my journey to get rid of myself was to get rid of these accessories which were always an agonising source of worry to others that they would become malignant . My friends worried more than me.Those poor innocent skin protrusions can never become as malignant as the human mind. Met a colleague Dermatologist who had always harboured the wicked thought of cremating me alive . He told me euphorically “Cool Ramki ( that is the nick name society has given me but it is a misfortune that they never presented me the Key 🔑 to the Land of infinite Blissfulness. ) .My faithful friend cauterised all those innocent skin appendages . There is no gain without pain. Cauterising some of them was painful for a few seconds but none of them were as painful as some of my experiences with my patient. Well at the end I had the last laugh at my colleague and told him “You must have been an incompetent worker in a crematorium in the previous janma because you cremate patients ( sorry people ) only in instalments. 🤣🤣🤣.As a Rheumatologist I believe only in complete cremation.🤣🤣🤣..No offence meant to anyone and I am still safe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️🙏🙏. Life is Death without Humour. Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself 🤣🤣🤣