Doctor and Sleep

Took an early morning flight yesterday. My co-passenger was a fine gentleman ( I have no idea what opinion he has about me ). After nearly an hour I woke up suddenly reacting to violent movements of the flight. I woke up petrified and exclaimed to him “Are we going through turbulence ?.”He sarcastically smiled and politely told me “The flight has landed and you were fast asleep . You have mistaken the jerky movements of the aircraft while landing as turbulence . You slept so well and you also got up .”I sarcastically replied “I am a Doctor . When I put a patient to sleep his sleep is internal. But when I put myself to sleep, it is only transient. I believe more in homicide than suicide.🤣. .”He immediately asked me my business card .I gave him the card and told him “My professional services are always available for you.”That was the last time I saw of him .He took to heels like a sprinter and performed the Indian Rope trick.🤣🤣.From tomorrow I intend putting up a display card outside my clinic “Beware of Docs and be aware of Dogs 🐕 “🤣🤣