Doctor Indisposed 🤣🤣🤣

A patient came into my consultation room and there was a torrential downpour of complaints from him. I was drowned in despair and was decapitated. The patient shook me violently subsequently to which I regained consciousness.He asked me “Are you alright?”. I fortunately retained my wit and told him laughing “I was completely fine and alright till the moment you entered my consulting room. Only after your verbal assault I am not alright.”He asked “What is wrong with me?”. I replied “Nothing is wrong with you but only with others after meeting you . They are transformed into insanity from sanity.”He asked me “When is my review?”.I replied “After I run into Alzheimer’s”🤣🤣🤣🤣