The Doctor outside the consulting room 🤣🤣🤣🤣

In the last three decades of my practise I have spent more time in the patient waiting area rather than the consulting room. After every second patient to keep me physically active I always go outside to the patient waiting area. Another objective was to make sure that any patient did not leave before my consultation 🤣 and inspite of my surveillance a few blessed fortunate patients ran away and escaped my quackery. These people had a strong life line as predicted by their palmist. Once I went out to the patient waiting area and asked the secretary how many patients were waiting. She repiled that 8 patients were waiting . I came back to the consult room and after seeing a patient I went out and asked the secretary regarding how many patients were waiting. She immediately told me that nine patients were waiting. I immediately asked her “Who is the new patient?”.Immediately the new patient got up and identified himself . I told him “You are very familiar to me. Where are you coming from?”. The patient immediately replied  “I have come from Above.”My immediate response was “Last week only I saw you and sent you UP and you have come back so early.”🤣🤣🤣🤣 Immediately  all the patients stood up to leave. I reassured and told them “Relax. I always book a round trip ticket for every patient and I can assure you that you will return next week.”🤣🤣🤣🤣 All of us had a hearty laugh and had a memorable time.