Expiry date or Expiry 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

A person messaged me “Please do not share Your expiry date”.I replied “Surely I will not share my expiry date with you. The newspapers will share that with you but I do not mind sharing my Expiry with you.”After that there was no reply . Hope he has not expired. Anyway I will come to know the truth tomorrow morning when I read the newspaper and that it is the only column every senior citizen reads to make sure and confirm that his name is not there.🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐