Follow Thy Leader🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just heading to a play along with my wife and my brother in law. My brother in law known for breaking the rules of the law in driving has got an exemption from Lord Krishna , the Chief Charioteer in Mahabharata was at the steering wheel. My wife like all wives( acknowledge that I am ruled by ONE ☝️) sat in her throne in the front.As the most obedient husband I sat behind her in the rear seat. There was shortage of space for my feet to rest in peace( please do not read as I rest in peace though my brother in law always wanted to take revenge on me for my arrogant behaviour when I got married to his beloved sister.). I obediently told my brother in law “There is not enough space for my legs ( do not assume that I have filariasis 🦵 legs 🤣).” . My brother in law immediately reacted “Please push your wife” ( something which has been my vision and mission for the last 36 years🤣).Having been born in a family of ten children explains my retarded mental milestones and lack of the uncommon common sense. I attempted the act of pushing my wife from the car and fulfilling the purpose of my birth. My brother in law immediately came to her rescue and told me”I did not mean to push her out of the car 🚗 but only to push her seat forward to accommodate your fragile legs.”Well the rest was History . My destination changed from the concert hall to an Orthopedic hospital.🤣🤣