How many patients have you saved?🤣

A paranoid patient came to me from overseas. Instead of a consultation, he only interviewed me regarding my professional competence. I answered all his questions patiently inspite of he being the patient.Finally he asked me “ How many patients have you saved in your profession?”. I replied sarcastically “ See my cell phone .In the cell phone, the number of names whose number I have blocked in my cell is more than the number of names whose number I have saved in my cell. And the number of patients I have saved in my career are one millions less than the total number of names I have saved in my cell. Now you can assess my professional competence .” He asked me “What do I do now?”I replied “ Fly to China . I am more dangerous than the Corona virus.”This is the best treatment one can offer to such type of crazy patients.Please bless me for surviving from alien 👽 people .🤣
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com