My Birth Certificate 🤣

A true incident. My friend’s son asked me “ Do you have a birth certificate?.” I replied “I do not have one. I was born in the early 1950’s and was born at home. There are no records of my birth anywhere.” He asked me subsequently “What certificate you are eligible for?”. I replied “The Death Certificate.”He asked me “Are you sure?.” I replied 🤣 “ I am not sure. That certificate will be issued only after confirmation of my death. I will be not there to confirm that. You will be alive hopefully to see that certificate.Please confirm to me about the certificate when we meet in Heaven or Hell”. That boy remarked “ Get the Hell out of here and did the Indian Rope trick.”.Is there any provision for anticipatory Death Certificate?. Please revert.
Dr S Ramakrishnan
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