The Scalp and it’s Indisposition 🤣🤣🤣

My school classmate came to me for neck pain alone. The word alone has it’s own significance. Hope married men will be shrewd to understand my statement.If they have not understood  I can only assume that marriage has not conferred wisdom on them🤣🤣. If you have understood please do not inform me because that will lead to a domestic conflict everywhere and I will be greater trouble . I took him to a physiotherapist who happened to be a lady. She caught him by the scalp to teach him all exercises for the head and neck. My friend was calm during the therapy while I suffered his woman handling. I asked him “How is it that you can bear the pain of this manipulation?”He replied “I am at home here since this is the same experience at home ever since I got married.”I called up his wife who unfortunately was my classmate and told her about the physical assault her husband was experiencing. She laughed aloud and said “You men will behave yourself only when your scalp is under our clutches.”I proudly replied that this rule will never apply to me since I am bald and cannot be held firmly by the scalp. Anyway while returning home I bought myself   a Helmet ⛑ for my self protection.I am on my way home now😩.If baldness is a false sign of wisdom it can also be a weapon for self protection.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣