The Luckiest Husband🤣👍

Yesterday evening a Doctor brought his wife to me for consultation. I asked her “Why are you not consulting your husband for your ailment?”She replied “I have no confidence in his professional skills. A Doctor husband should never treat his wife but the wife has the  rights to illtreat him”.
I smiled and told my friend “Please do not keep your wife as a receptionist in your clinic.If you do that,your practise will reach it’s end. .I gave my divine mother a multivitamin injection after completing my houe surgency but till her demise she complained to everybody that I had left the needle of the syringe in her arm ”.😂😂😂
After examining my friend’s wife  I told him that she should take an injection daily for 2 years. Immediately he asked me “Can she self inject the medicine?”.I asked “Why cannot you administer the injection daily?”. He immediately replied “We stay in different countries and I meet my wife only once in 2 years.I laughed  and exclaimed “You are the luckiest husband in the  world .You meet your wife only once in 2 years but many husbands like me have to meet the wife daily..” His wife pounced on him and told him “You better resign and come and stay with me .”.He turned pale but I turned pink because I was happy to hear that he also had joined the bandwagon of misery.This post should not be shared by husbands who are living away from their wife or wives and meeting them only periodically because once their counterpart reads this post their peace will be converted to pieces.🤣🤣