What is the death rate? 🙇‍♂️🤡

Paranoid patients and relatives continue to torture me with the question “ What is the death rate today ? What was it yesterday? Has the death rate improved compared to what it was last week?”. I just got fed up of this torture and I am posting my reply in this post. “ To the best of knowledge with available data and my experience as a Doctor, the death rate since the dawn of civilisation has been ONLY DEATH PER PERSON.”. If you have further queries please call Lord Yama Dharmaraja and clarify.” I am done with this nuisance and off to to the graveyard where the spirits will not ask me this stupid question because they are already dead🕺
Dr S Ramakrishnan
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