When Talk becomes Conditional?

A person who was organising a meeting in the near future asked me “ Are you coming to the meeting we are organising.?” Only if you attend the meeting we will allot you a slot for your talk in the scientific meeting.”Sarcasm and wit are the weapons for my survival 🤣🤣( Ego). I smiled and replied “How can I give a talk without attending a meeting?.But I would like to clarify my stand . I always deliver a lecture unconditionally and never conditionally. When one speaks conditionally it becomes Slavery .But when one speaks unconditionally it transforms into Liberation and Freedom .”Well I have not heard from them yet. It saves me the trouble to prepare for the lecture but unfortunately for you it gives me the opportunity to punish you with more posts. 🤣🤣