Where are You?

A person called me on the phone and asked me”Where are you?”.I replied “If I am I then I am here. If I am God then I am everywhere.If I am not I then (I removed) am nowhere “. If we are in the last category we are enlightened. If we belong to the first category we are punished. If we belong to the middle category we need to consult a Psychiatrist. 🙏🙏🙏