Who is Biting?🤣

A couple came to me for consultation.The wife complained “My husband is biting his teeth throughout the night.That is indeed annoying.”I replied “Be happy that he is not biting you and he will never do that because he lacks the courage to do so.”Woman are inquisitive.She asked me “What happens in your family.” I replied “Unfortunately I have dentures and my wife removes my dentures before I go to sleep.Hence I will never be blessed with an opportunity to bite anyone at night.”The lady asked me “ Do I have to pay you my professional charges ?”.I replied “Yes . That will be inclusive for both my reassurance and a new set of dentures.” She became rabid and I am now convalescing in a Veterinary Hospital.Please call on me with a dog bone🦴.
Dr S Ramakrishnan
wisdomramki.com